A Blonde and Brunette go to Heaven. The brunette says to the blonde..."How did you die?" The blonde replies "Well I froze to death!" "Oh what a terrible way to die" says the brunette. "Well How did you die?" asks the blonde. "well I was sure my husband was cheating on me, so rushed home early from work one day, I searched and searched the house even after my husband had denied the affair, but was so distraught I collapsed with a heart attack. " Oh my" replies the Blonde, " if you would have checked the freezer, we both would still be alive!"
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 01:12:40 +0000