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A Certificate forger------------------------------ A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it. The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: Im the best footballer on earth, I can’t die now. So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said Im the richest man in Africa and Im too young to die. So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: Im the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and Im about to win presidency so I cant die now, my people still need me. So he took one and jumped out of the plane. Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl take the last parachute; Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied No need for that. There are two parachutes left. The Pope asked How come? ”The little girl replied; General Buhari took my school bag by Jojo Jason B…
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 08:11:41 +0000

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