A Chelsea fan is trapped on a remote desert island with a sheep and a dog. Soon, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the hungry Chelsea FC fan. However, whenever he approaches the sheep, dog growls in a threatening manner. The Chelsea fan takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him. The chelsea fan ties the dog to a tree with a large leash and he goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck. By now, chelsea fan is getting depressed and frustrated. As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there’s ANYTHING she could do for him. The chelsea fan thinks for a moment and then responds, “Could you take the dog for a walk? :D Mijak
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 06:15:55 +0000
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