A Complete Stop: A motorcycle cop had just pulled over Daniel Runningbarenaked while he was driving his crimson Porsche, after it had run a stop sign. May I see your drivers license & registration please? “Whats the problem, officer? replied Daniel. You just ran that stop sign back there. Oh come on, chum, there wasnt a car within miles of me. Nevertheless, sir, you are required to come to complete stop, look both ways & then proceed with caution. You gotta be kidding me - REALLY! Declared a disgruntled Daniel. Its no joke, sir. Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles & then proceeded with caution.Thats beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop & you didnt. Now, if I may see your license and... Youve got too much time on your hands, buddy. What the F**K is the matter with you, are all the donut shops closed? Sir, Ill overlook that last comment. Let me see your license & registration immediately. I will - you dipsh*t knucklehead, if you can just tell me the difference between slowing down & coming to a complete stop. An irate Daniel demanded. The policeman had enough. Sir, I can do better than that. He opened the car door, reached in & grabbed Daniel by the ears and pulled him out & proceeded to painstakingly pound him over the head with his nightstick. While doing so – he yelled out; Now, sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to complete stop?
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 01:58:59 +0000
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