A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a rural farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, ―I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation‖. The old farmer says, ―Okay, but dont go in that field over there‖. The Water representative puffs himself up and says, ―Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?‖ The old farmer nods politely and goes about his work. Later, the farmer can hear loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the farmers bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... YOUR CARD – SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!”
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 07:59:20 +0000
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