A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, SIR, WHATS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER? THE OLD FARMER SAID, THATS MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES. IM SORRY SIR, SAID THE TICKET AGENT WE CANT ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER. THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED ETHEL & MILDRED. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM.. .. .. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. ETHEL, WHISPERED MILDRED. WHAT? SAID ETHEL. I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO? ASKED ETHEL? HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT, WHISPERED MILDRED. WELL, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, SAID ETHEL.. AT OUR AGE WEVE SEEN EM ALL I THOUGHT SO TOO, SAID MILDRED, But this one is EATIN MY POPCORN...!
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 23:00:00 +0000
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