A FEW GOLFING JOKES!! Scratch Golfer Maria and Stephanie were selected to play together as partners in the Cams Hall Club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, Maria asked, Whats your handicap? Oh, Im a scratch golfer, Stephanie replied. Really! exclaimed Maria, suitably impressed that she had been paired with Stephanie. Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones, responded Stephanie with a smile. Martin Goes to the Dentist Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentists office. Martin says to the dentist, Doc, Im in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I dont have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:15 already... . The dentist thought to himself, My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asks Martin, Which tooth is it sir? Martin turned to his wife and said, Open your mouth and show him dear....... Golf Swindler While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Padraig remarked to a fellow club member, Im not going to play golf with John Smith anymore. He cheats. Why do you say that? asked his friend. Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green, replied Padraig indignantly. Thats entirely possible, commented his friend. Not when I had his golf ball in my pocket, retorted Padraig with finality.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 11:38:54 +0000
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