A Family Was At The Dinner Table. Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There? Surprised Father Answered: “Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs” “In Her 20′s, A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm” “In Her 30′s To 40′s, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit” “After 50, They Are Like Onions” Son: “Onions?” Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry” This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad. So D Daughter Asked Her Mom Daughter: “How Many Kinds Of Penises Are There?” The Mother Smiled And Answered “Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases” “In His 20′s, His Penis Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard” “In His 30′s And 40′s, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.” “After His 50′s, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.” Daughter: “A Christmas Tree?” Mom: “Yes – The Tree Is Dead And The Balls Are Just For Decoration.“
Posted on: Sun, 25 Aug 2013 05:52:49 +0000
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