A Family in Juba Hill was surprised when the corpse of their dead grandma arrived from UK sent by their sister. The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the casket that their grandmas face was almost touching the glass cover. When they opened the casket they found a letter from their sister pinned to her chest which reads: My Brothers and Sisters, Here is grandmas corpse. Sorry I cant come as Kelvin McPhilips Travel, Gambia Bird, and British Airways tickets to Sierra Leone are very expensive, not to mention the baggage allowances and it arrival on time, especially during Christmas. Gently lift grandmas corpse you will find twelve (12) tins of corned beef, ten (10) packets of Mars chocolates and twenty-four (24) packets of Long Grain Rice. Divide it equally, please no fighting. Check grandma’s foot: a brand-new pair of Nike Trainers for Junior. Four pairs of boot underneath grandmas head are for Amanita’s sons. Grandma is wearing six (6) Nike T-shirts; one for Mohamed, and the rest for my brothers. Grandma is also wearing nine (9) Bras (different colours and sizes) just share them among yourselves. The twenty (20) panties grandma is wearing should be distributed equally, I repeat, equally, among my nieces and cousins. Mary, the Gold Teeth in grandma’ mouth is for you. Grandma is also wearing eight (8) Armani trousers: John, please take one and share the rest among nephews. Abdul, the watch you asked for, look on grandmas left wrist, take it off. Isata, the chunky silver chain set you asked for, check grandma’s neck, she’s wearing it. Finally, the four (4) pairs a panty hose, you all share it up. Please buy a frock to bury grandma in. If you need more stuff, let me know because Pa Abu is terminally ill too. Loving Sister, Mabinty
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 18:46:08 +0000
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