A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The German Shepherd thinks, Oh, Oh! Im in for it now! Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the German Shepherd exclaims loudly, Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here? Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. Whew! says the panther, That was close! That German Shepherd nearly had me! Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see whats going to happen to that conniving canine! Now the German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, What am I going to do now? Instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasnt seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the German Shepherd says, Wheres that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 00:08:29 +0000
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