A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them. ‘ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful. ‘ replies the wife. Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price. ‘On the PA system: ‘Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 19:47:11 +0000
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