A Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an Atheist were standing in a park. The Jew looked down and saw a quarter, picked it up and said, Ah, a gift from God. The Muslim looked down and saw two quarters, picked them up and said, Allah provides! The Christian looked down and saw three quarters, picked them up and said, The Lord provideth. All three looked over at the Atheist, who was down on the ground still searching frantically, shaking his head saying, I cant believe it! The three looked at each other and laughed in unison. With satisfaction the Christian asked, What happened? Ya, what happened? the other two repeated. The Atheist stood up put his hand in his pockets and said, I ripped a hole in pocket and I just lost a buck fifty somewhere.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 02:56:44 +0000
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