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A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, See how good I am? The owner didnt see anything. The Jew says to the Arab, Thats typically dishonest of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result. He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick. Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, What did you do with the pastry? The Jew replies, Look in the Arabs pocket.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 20:52:31 +0000

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