A LOGICAL SOLUTION.Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far a** kissing will take you. A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top. -
Posted on: Fri, 27 Sep 2013 21:46:24 +0000
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