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A Lawyer was not getting a job even after two years of his graduation, so he decided to open a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment for $300 & if we can’t treat, we will pay you back $1000 A CLEVER Doctor thought he could make a fool out of the Lawyer and came to defraud the Lawyer of the $1000. He says to the Lawyer: I can’t feel any taste on my tongue… The Lawyer asked the Nurse to put few drops of a medicine from box no 22 on the Doctors tongue. After that the MAN shouts: “What the F**k is this? …it’s URINE!! The Lawyer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now. The Doctor was angry as he lost $300. After 2 weeks the same doctor came back again & this time he wants to get back his previous $300 that he lost. Doctor: I’ve lost my memory. Lawyer: Nurse please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. DOCTOR: Wait! But that medicine is for sense of taste. Lawyer: Congratulations your memory is back. Don’t try to ever outsmart a Lawyer.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 07:48:34 +0000

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