A Letter from Men to Women To all women, On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points: * The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. * Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. * When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. * When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. * If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch. * If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/ girlfriend to discuss it. * If you dont like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I havent hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault. * I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look. * Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready. * Dont ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 07:58:08 +0000
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