A Letter from The Penis Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I dont get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases The Managements Reply: - Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift 7- You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear 8- You will retire well before you are 65 9- You are unable to work double shifts 10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task 11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags Sincerely, The Management
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 08:00:07 +0000
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