A Little Humor To Start The Day With After Dukes basketball coach passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little 2-bedroom house with a faded Duke banner hanging from the front porch. This is your home, Coach. Most people dont get their own house up here, God exclaims. The coach looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. Its a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. University of Kentucky flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Blue and White Kentucky banner hanging between the marble columns. Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little 2 bedroom house with a faded Duke banner, and the Kentucky coach gets a mansion with new University of Kentucky banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that? God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, Thats not the Duke coaches house, thats mine!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 09:59:22 +0000
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