A MAN LYING ON HIS DEATHBED CALLED HIS LAWYER, HIS DOCTOR, AND HIS PASTOR TO HIS BEDSIDE. I am going to die tonight, and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to you, my three most trusted friends, I am leaving $50,000 in each of these three envelopes. When I die, you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me. The man handed the three men identical envelopes. A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish. Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, I cant hide what Ive done. I took $10,000 from the envelope because the church needed to be painted. Then the doctor also started to fidget and finally confessed, “I took $30,000 from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing. Then the lawyer said plainly, “YOU BUNCH OF CROOKS! I WROTE HIM A CHECK FOR THE FULL AMOUNT!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 19:14:22 +0000
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