A MAN TRIED TO SELL HIS NEIGHBOR HIS DOG.THIS IS A TALKING DOG, HE SAID. AND YOU CAN HAVE HIM FOR FIVE DOLLARS. THE NEIGHBOR SAID, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING WITH THIS TALKING DOG STUFF? THERE AINT NO SUCH ANIMAL. SUDDENLY THE DOG LOOKED UP WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES , PLEASE BUY ME, SIR, HE PLEADED. THIS MAN IS CRUEL. HE NEVER FEEDS ME, BATHES ME OR TAKES ME FIR A WALK.AND I USED TO BE THE RICHEST TRICK DOG IN AMERICA. I PERFORMED BEFORE KINGS. WHY, I WAS IN THE ARMY AND DECORATED TEN TIMES. HEY SAID THE NEIGHBOR. HE CAN TALK. WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL HIM FOR JUST FIVE DOLLARS? BECAUSE , SAID THE SELLER, IM GETTING TIRED OF ALL HIS LIES.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 04:02:03 +0000
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