A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Wheres the money? Guido signs back, I dont know what you are talking about. The lawyer tells the Godfather, He says he doesnt know what you are talking about. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guidos head and says, Ask him again or Ill kill him! The lawyer signs to Guido, Hell kill you if you dont tell him. Guido trembles and signs back, OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Brunos house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, What did he say? The lawyer replies, He says you dont have the balls to pull the trigger.
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 05:24:00 +0000
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