A Man Akpos walked into a bar, went to the bartender and said; Bartender, ill like to buy everyone here a round of drinks. The bartender said; Thats fine, but ill need to see some money first. Akpos pulled out a huge bundle of money and placed them on the table. The bartender couldnt believe what he was seeing. He asked; Where did you get all that money?. Akpos replied; Im a professional gambler. The bartender said; Theres no such job as that. I mean, you cant always win, right?. Akpos said; Well, for example, ill bet you 500 Naira that i can bite my right eye. The bartender thought about it and said; Okay, i bet, you cant!. Akpos pulled out his fixed right eye and bit it. The bartender said; Ha, you tricked me. He paid Akpos his 500 Naira. Akpos said; Ill give you another chance. Ill bet you another 500 Naira that i can bite my left eye. The bartender thought again and said; Well, i know you are not blind, i mean, i watched you walk in here. Ill take that bet, you cant!. Akpos pulled out his fixed teeth and bit his left eye. The bartender said; Ha, you tricked me again!. Akpos said; Thats how i win plenty money. Bartender, ill just take a bottle of your best wine with the 500 Naira. Akpos the gambler went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some people. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he staggered up to the bar. Heavily drunk, he went to the bartender and said; Bartender, ill give you one last chance. Ill bet you 1,000 Naira that i can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that tiny hole on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop. The bartender thought deeply about the bet. Akpos couldnt even stand up straight on two feet, not to talk of one foot. The bartender then said; Okay, i bet, you cant. Akpos climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg and began pissing all over the place. He pissed on the bar, pissed on the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the tiny hole. The bartender was overjoyed and danced all over the place. He had won the bet. Laughing, the bartender said; Gambler, you are owing me 1,000 Naira. Akpos climbed down from the bar, counted the 1,000 Naira, handed it over to the bartender and said; Thats okay. I just bet each of those 20 guys playing cards in that room, 5,000 Naira each, that i could piss all over you and your bar and instead of getting angry, you will be laughing. One word for Akpos.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 08:05:48 +0000
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