A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die. The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. Who are you? I am your guardian angel, the voice answered. Oh, yeah? the man asked And where the hell were you when I got married?
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 03:47:20 +0000
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