A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50s!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat. The boys were gob-smacked! Jaysus was all they could say in dumb harmony! The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) Jesus, me backs been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years. The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, I havent seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me. Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells. Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried Dont put a finger on me - Im on a disability pension!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 12:14:42 +0000
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