A Muslim guy suffered of ocassional bleedings. one day the Muslim took an elevator and suddenly had a bleeding, when he reached the bottom floor the Jewish doorkeeper saw him, called an ambulance and went to the hospital with him. at arrival the doctor says to the Jew -we urgently need O+ blood for the patient and the Jew donated the blood for him. the next month the Muslim recovers and calls the Jew: -in appreciation for saving my life I will give you a brand new Rolls Royce. the Jew is speechless and very glad for that. then a year later the same thing happens, the Muslim suffers a bleeding, the Jew calls the ambulance and goes to the hospital with him. again the Muslim needs O+ blood and the Jew donates his. Next month the Muslim calls him: -in appreciation for saving my life I will give you this Brand new Harley Davidson. The Jew again is speechless but he thinks Why the hell he gave me something so expensive last year and today only a Harley which has less value? but after analyze it he concluded well, a Harley is a Harley. The next year the same thing happens, the Muslim suffers a bleeding, the Jew calls the ambulance and goes to the hospital with him. again the Muslim needs O+ blood and the Jew donates his. Next month the Muslim recovers and calls the Jew: - in appreciation for saving my life I will give you this Brand new Bicycle . This time the Jew is even more confused and asks: -Why did you give me a Rolls Royce the first year I saved your life, second year a Harley and this year just a bicycle? I dont get it! and the Muslim answers: -Well, Every year Im having more and more Jew blood in me.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 17:39:19 +0000
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