A NEW GAME IN TOWN: RIDING A HUNGRY TIGER. Riding a vicious hungry tiger is new game or sport in town. This as a sport in which a cruel and heartless patron breads a vicious tiger, he will then starve the tiger and invite those foolish enough to come and showcase their foolishness and stupidity by becoming the hungry tigers riders. We have one patron by the name Robert Mugabe and his vicious hungry tiger by the name ZANU PF. One rule of the game is that once you have embarked on the back of the tiger, you have to continue riding on its back because there is no turning back. If one decides to disembark, one is not even able to witness what will happen to them as you all know the result. While riding, one has to develop tactics because the tiger also fights back to throw you off its back and deal with you once and for all. You also do not have to be nuisance and annoy the tiger because it will throw you off its back no matter how strong you try to cling on its back. You have to pretend to be friendly to the tiger and its owner to prolong your stay on its back. This include bootlicking the owner of the tiger by likening him cremora. We have victims who have been thrown off the tigers back who include Mai Mujuru, Kaukonde, Shamu, Rugare Gumbo et al. We as Zimbabweans we are just spectators of this foolish game. The other thing is that we have no sympathy for those who were foolish and stupid enough and decided to participate in this dangerous game and got thrown off the back of the hungry tiger to face the consequences. As I speak, one of them by the name Nicholas Goche is in the intensive care unit of a local hospital nursing the wounds. This is so because the foolish riders enjoyed themselves during their time while being cheered by their equally foolish supporters while riding the hungry tiger.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 09:27:15 +0000
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