A Naija policeman arrests a man urinating at a place clearly marked do not urinate here. Fine: N2000. Officer: Pay now now abi make we go station? Offender: OC, I beg now. I be job applicant. I nor get work. Officer: So because you nor get work, you must doty the environment of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? You dey piss anyhow for public. Abeg pay your fine. In fact, as you dey here dey argue with me, youre wasting Federal Governments time and thats another offence o. Offender: Officer, please now. God will reward you if you help me. I be job applicant. Officer: Okay. See im face. Na so dem go dey beg. How much you go fit roger? Offender: Thank you sir. I go fit afford N500 Officer: Five hundred naira? You think say... anyway, make I mercy you in the spirit of Christmas. Bring am. Offender: Na only dis one thousand naira note dey my hand officer. Please give me 500 naira change. Officer: I nor get change oh. Oya piss again for your balance. =D (From Prof. Pius Adesanmis wall)
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 17:44:03 +0000
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