A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR... A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. What do you mean? said the pirate, I feel fine. What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Well, said the pirate, We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im fine now. The bartender replied, Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand? The pirate explained, We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but Im fine, really. What about that eye patch? Oh, said the pirate, One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh&$ in my eye. Youre kidding, said the bartender. You couldnt lose an eye just from bird sh&$. It was my first day with the hook.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 14:11:20 +0000
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