A PLANE LEAVES THE LOS ANGELES AIRPORT : A plane leaves the Los Angeles Airport under the control of a Jewish Captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It`s the first time they`ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,; -I don`t like Chinese !! - No like Chinese ?, asks the co-pilot, - why not ? - You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that`s why !! - No, no, the co-pilot protests, Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah ! That Japanese, not Chinese !! - Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn`t matter, you`re all alike !! There`s a few minutes of silence ; -No like Jews , the co-pilot suddenly announces !! Why not?, asks the Captain. - Jews sink Titanic !! - Jews didn`t sink the Titanic, exclaims the Captain !! - It was an iceberg ! - Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Steinberg, no mattah...all same !! ----------------------------------------- Made in China or not ........ Ha en fortreffelig helg alle sammen ! :o)) youtube/watch?v=7ItHplspNbQ
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 08:31:52 +0000
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