A POOR MAN WAS ON HIS WAY HOME AND HIT A DEER BREAKING ITS LEGS. FEELING SORRY FOR IT HE SHOT IT PUTTING IT OUT OF MISERY. HE BEGAN DRESSING IT OUT, KNOWING HIS FAMILY NEEDED THE MEAT.AFTER GETTING IT HOME, HE INSTRUCTED HIS WIFE NOT TO TELL THE KIDS WHAT KINDA MEAT IT WAS AS THEY HAD NEVER TASTED VENISON BEFORE. THE KIDS CAME IN FROM SCHOOL TO A MARVELOUS DINNER, AS PAW TOLD THEM TO GUESS WHAT KINDA MEAT IT WAS THE KIDS BLURTED OUT COW, SHEEP,...ECT,ect... paw gave them a hint. he told the childeren that it is what your maw calls me sometimes...the oldest one jumpsup from the table with a look of shock and yells, SPIT IT OUT WILLY, ITS ASSHOLE...
Posted on: Wed, 09 Oct 2013 17:09:01 +0000
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