A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Hello everyone, I go by the name of Negative Jeff. And it has been brought to my attention that a lot of people gets saddened, dislikes, or feels disrespected by the comments I make. Some of you even asked me: DAMN! Do you ever have anything good to say!? An your answer to that question iis.. HELL NO! I wouldnt be Negative Jeff if I did.. Duh! ASSHOLES. SMFH. Dumbasses.. (Snaps fingers) But then I came up with this bright idea to try and do what all these phalus heads would like me to do. AN JUST SAY SOMETHING NICE. :) Cause I mean really come on im one hell of a nice guy. Ugh.. Soo, here it goes. I wish I could hug all yall real tight. And I mean REALLY FUKKING TIGHT until yall lose all blood circulation, lose all oxygen, turn blue, and I see blood gushing out yall noses. I would like to slam, slap, punch, kicc, and stab the shit out of yall.. Or do some shit like cut the brake cord to yall cars, call yall and tell yall to hurry up, meet me at a nice restaurant for drinks, and dinner everythings on me. Yall mean so much to me that I would like to go for a walk until I see the BIGGEST, and fastes trukk driving pass, so I can push yall in the way of it then act like yall tripped. Better yet I would like to see yall far out in the ocean with no floats, and cant swim. Or simply come over to yall cribs to smoke, an hangout then piss, an spit in yall ice trays. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I CARE.. 1. Yall selves. (Negative Jeff)
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 06:58:57 +0000
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