A Plane was about to crash. There were 5 people on the plane and only 4 parachutes. The 5 people were Sachin Tendulkar, Mukesh ambani, Rahul Gandhi, narendra Modi and a boy. sachin: Main nahi raha toh india har match haarega. and so he jumped with a parachute. Mukesh ambani: Main mar gaya toh india ki economy dub jaayegi. He too jumped . rahul gandhi: i am the future PM of India. He repeated the procedure. Only 2 people were left. Narendra Modi to the boy: beta tum kud jaao , main budha ho gaya hun. Boy: Arre uncle , hamare paas abhi bhi 2 parachute hain. rahul Gandhi toh pappu nikla . woh parachute nahi mera school bag le kar kud gaya. :p :p :p MORAL: SEE BEFORE U JUMP & OF COURSE NEVER BE AS FOOLISH AS RAHUL GANDHI. :p :p :p
Posted on: Thu, 03 Oct 2013 15:01:17 +0000