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A Policeman in Auckland pulled over a driver who was weaving in and out of traffic He approached the drivers window and said Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyser The man reaches into his pocket and produces a Doctors Note which says This man suffers from Chronic Asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of Breath The Policeman says Okay, then I need you to come and give a blood sample and the man produces another Doctors slip This man is an Haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way The Officer says Right, I need a urine sample then The man produces the third note from his pocket which says This man plays cricket for India, Please dont take the Piss out of him!!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 02:36:16 +0000

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