A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him - TopicsExpress

A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God to the guy : Who r u ? Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune. God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven. God to the Priest : Who r u ? Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people. God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven. Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton. God : Results, my son, results. While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed... “Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!” SHARE Join us For more

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