A STUDENT PLAYING WITH HIS LECTURERS INTELLIGENCE ASKED THUS: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? LECTURER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge? LECTURER: I dnt knw. STUDENT: Itz easy, u jst open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question! LECTURER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge? LECTURER: Itz easy, u just open the fridge and put it in there. STUDENT: No sir, u just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in there LECTURER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: If all the animals went 2 the lions birthdy party with 1 animal missing, which animal would it b? LECTURER: The lion ofcoz bcoz it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, the donkey ofcoz bcoz itz stll inside the fridge. LECTURER: Are u kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, one more last question. LECTURER: Ok! STUDENT: If theres a river of crocodiles and u want 2 cross, how would u? LECTURER : Theres no way, I would need a ladder 2 cross. STUDENT: No sir, u jst swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went 2 the lions birthday party.......... ..(APY WKEND PALS
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 15:11:19 +0000
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