A Sailor and a Marine go into a pastry shop. The Sailor whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesnt notice. The Sailor says to the Marine, You see how clever we are? You Marines can never beat that! The Marine says to the Sailor, Watch this, any Marine is smarter than a Dixie Cup, and Ill prove it to ya. He says to the baker, Give me a cookie and Ill show you a magic trick! The baker gives him the cookie, which the Marine promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, Give me one more cookie ... The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Marine eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, And where is your magic trick? The Marine says, Look in the Sailor’s pocket!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:31:05 +0000
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