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A Senior Citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road,he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing he thought as he flew down I-94 pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a cop behind him lights flashing & siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110 mph, then 120 mph, suddenly he thought, What am i doing? im too old for this and pulled over to await the cops arrival. Pulling in behind him, the cop walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, Sir,my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Ive never heard before for speeding like that ,Ill let you go. The old gentleman paused. Then he said, Years ago, My Wife ran off with a state cop. I thought you were bringing her back. Have a good day,sir Replied the trooper. ~NoOne
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 08:00:01 +0000

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