A Sunday school teacher was talking to her class of kindergarten students about Heaven. She said: "If I sell my house and my car and give all the money to poor people, will I go to Heaven?" "No," chorused the children. "What if I quit my job and spend all my time helping orphans, then do I get to go to Heaven?" "No," answered the children in unison. "Okay, so just how do I get to go to Heaven?" One little boy shouted out: "You gotta be dead first."
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 12:30:01 +0000
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