A TRIP TO THE DENTIST..... i have not met a person who enjoys visiting the dentist.you make an appointment and may have to wait weeks or months to get in.when you finally do you sit in the waiting room and flick through a pile of last years house and garden magazines whilst the whift of an antiseptic floats through the air.when you finally reach the chair you are blinded by more lights than a rolling stones concert,and i wonder just how many gobs have those fingers been in.well ihave a better method which i practiced today,its called do it yourself dentistry.ive had a niggling back tooth for a while ,not really aching but annoying.it requires self psycology to use this method ,this can take days or weeks.today was the day.my tooth was loose enough.this afternoon i wandered over to the hay shed for the operation.you do not require many tools and stuff.some brandy to swish out your mouth,prior to and after the operation,sterilized long nose and square nose pliers and a towel or something.yes,courage.i loosened the tooth more with the long nose pliers and fitted the square nose carefully one good yank and job done.swish your mouth with a bit more brandy have a spit as they say in the dentistry trade and walk back to the house with the trophy.look at it this way. you save money ,travel and you know where your own fingers have been. for disbelievers i have the tooth here and if the tooth fairy gets it tonight ,ive got pictures.....all i want for christmas is............michael
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 09:24:16 +0000
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