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A True Life Story of Jesse Green: Today in my Chemistry class the teacher was using money as an example in a thermodynamics problem. He went around asking a few of the students what they would do with 1 million dollars. Each student he asked froze and seemed unable to think of anything besides Uh... So, in an effort to make the guy beside me laugh I said I tell you what Id do man, two chicks at the same time.... He starts laughing. Noticing the laughter the teacher goes Jesse, whatcha got? I immediately start waving my hands: No way man! I was kidding! Teacher: No, its okay go ahead. Girl sitting in front of me: (whispers) Jesse! no! After a moment I realize the teacher isnt going to let it go so, true to form I said Id do two chicks at the same time.... APPARENTLY: NO one under the age of 25 has seen Office Space The whole room stopped dead and turned to look at me, I swear I heard a record screech to a stop. After a silent awkward moment, some girl on the other side of the room goes: .......wow. Todays Lesson is this: Not everyone has seen Mike Judges masterpiece. But Im not even sorry because that was funny as hell!! https://youtube/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

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