A Washington D.C.lion, invites his malnourished cousin from Oklahoma to come feast on fat cat politicians galore. Two weeks pass, and running into one and other the D.C. Cat notices his cousin is still frail and undernourished. The Oklahoma cat assures his host that indeed hes been consuming politicians. DC Cat: how are ya going about it cuz? OK cat: well I lurk in the shadows and when a politician comes by, I ROAR! then pounce gobbling them up DC cat: ahha, thats your problem; when ya roar, you scare the crap out of em. When you pounce, you knock the wind out of em. Cuz, all you been eatin is, suits and shoes. ( traditional)
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 19:22:43 +0000
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