A Women is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9year old son comes unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The womens husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realising that the little boy is in there already. The little by says; Dark in here. The man says; Yes, it is. Boy- I have a base ball. Man- Thats nice. Boy- Want to buy it? Man- No, thanks. Boy- My dads outside. Man- Ok, how much? Boy- $250 In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover is in the closet together. Boy- Dark in here. Man- Yes, it is. Boy- I have a baseball glove. The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much? Boy- $750 Man- Fine A few days later, the father of the boy says to the boy, Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, I cant, I sold my baseball and my. Glove. The father asks, How much did you sell them for? Boy- $1,000 The father says, Thats terrible to over charge your friends like that... That is way more then those two things cost. Im going to take you to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession both and he closes the door. The boy says; Dark in here The priest says, Dont starts that shit again.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 08:18:33 +0000
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