A Yorkshireman from Leeds walks into a bank and asks for a loan, he tells the bank hes going to Australia for 2 weeks on business, and needs to borrow 5k. The bank tell him they will need some form of security, so the Yorkshireman hands over the keys and docs for a new ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager and staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking Yorkshireman for using 120k ferrari as security against a 5k loan. The bank manager then instructs an employee to drive the car to the under ground garage, where he parks it. Two weeks later, the Yorkshireman returns, repays the 5k and interest of £15.41 the bank manager says, sir we are very happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out further and found you are a multi-millionaire, what puzzles us, is why would you bother to borrow 5k? The Yorkshireman replies. Well where else in Leeds can i park my car for 2 weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be still there when i return?!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 22:02:21 +0000
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