A Zimbabwean, a Nigerian, and Van der Merwe are in the same bar. When the Zimbabwean finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Zimbabwe , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’ The Nigerian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Nigeria , we have so much stolen money to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’ Van der Merwe, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Zimbabwean and the Nigerian. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, says, ‘In South Africa we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 17:21:46 +0000
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