A Zinger for today. For the total King experience you have to stand on the bow of a moving ship with Kate Winslet. Thats what Leonardo DiCaprio told me anyway. In lieu of a moving ship you can stand on a plank in front of a blue screen with a fan blowing in your hair. That reminds me: why does Iron Man have a receding hairline? I mean its actually paint on metal and he could have all of the hair/paint that he wanted. Maybe Sherlock could look into this? BTW there are easier ways of removing ear wax (or are you trying to hear the ocean?). Okay, so dont get in trouble with King Features for using their logo there. Nuff said.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 17:31:40 +0000
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