A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the other and says, Hows it going? Where you from? The other guy says Northern Ireland. The first drunk says Thats beezer! Im from Northern Ireland too! Lets have a round for Northern Ireland! They both drink merrily. Then the first guy says So where in Ireland are you from? Belfast. Belfast? Beezer! Im from Belfast too! Lets have another round for Belfast! Once again, they both drink merrily. Then the first guy asks, So where did you go to school? St. Marys, class of 62 answers the other guy. Incredible! I graduated in 62 from St. Marys, too! Lets have a round for St. Marys! Once again, they suck down another round. Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He asks the bartender, So whats going on today? The bartender answers, Nothing... The OMalley twins are drunk again!
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 02:02:16 +0000
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