A big city lawyer went Pheasant hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing. The lawyer responded, I shot a bird and it fell into this field, and now Im going to retrieve it. The old farmer replied. This is my property, and your not coming over here. The indignant lawyer replied. Im one of the best trial lawyers around, and if you dont let me get that bird, Ill sue you and take everything that you own. The old farmer smiled and said, Apparently, you dont know how we do things in these parts. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule. The lawyer asked, What is the Three Kick Rule? The farmer replied, Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up. The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyers groin, which dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmers third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didnt. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, Okay, now its my turn. The old farmer smiled and said, Naw, I give up, You can keep the bird!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:15:30 +0000
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