A bird who lives on a farm decides he is fed up with flying south every winter and decides this year he is going to stay. So as winter comes and all the other birds fly south, he gathers some food and settles in for a nice winter. However, the weather turns too cold and he is running out of food, so he decides he better fly south. But he doesnt even make it out of the farm before his wings freeze up and he crashes to the ground. As the bird is lying on the ground, freezing to death a cow comes along and shits on him. The shit is warm though, and the bird thaws out and begins to sing of his own salvation. The local barnyard cat, hearing the song comes along and eats the bird. There are three morals we can learn from this story. 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. 3. If youre ever warm and cuddly in a pile of shit, dont sing.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 18:55:58 +0000