A blind man went to a restaurant, Menu sir? Asked the owner. Blind man : Im blind,just bring me one of your dirty fork.I will smell it and order. The confused owner got a fork. The blind smelt the fork with a deep breath.Yes,l will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable says the owner. The blind ate and left.Two weeks later,the blind man returned. The owner,wanting to see how good his smell is,guickly went to the kitchen where his wife Portia was cooking.He said,Do me a favor and rub this fork over yo privates!!!,He then goes to the blind and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it,puts it to his nose and says,Oh interesting!!! I never knew Portia worked here !! Owner fainted :v
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 11:45:10 +0000
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