A brand new store that sells husbands just opened up. And the women have to follow the instructions at the entrance: Instructions: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 7 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the building. You may choose any item from each floor, or you can go to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building. A single woman decided to visit the store. Floor 1: The men on this floor have jobs. Woman: What? There must be more than this! Floor 2: The men on this floor have jobs and love kids. Woman: Good, but Ill keep going. Floor 3: The men on this floor have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Woman: Nice, but still not perfect. Floor 4: The men on this floor have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with housework. Woman: Omg, yes! But I must go on! Floor 5: The men on this floor have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak. Woman: Almost there! Im coming, my new husband! Floor 6: The men on this floor have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with housework, have a strong romantic streak and will always pay for literally everything you want or need. Woman: Yes! But whats on the last floor? Surely its heaven for women like me! Floor 7: You are visitor 31, 275, 904 in this store. There are no men on this floor. This floor is just solomn proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. Woman: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! To avoid gender bias, the same owner opened a new wives store across the street. The same rules apply: Floor 1: These women are hot nymphos. Floor 2: These women are hot nymphos and love video games. Floor 3: These women are hot nymphos, love video games and hate drama. Floor 4: These women are hot nymphos, love video games, hate drama and always split the bill. Floors 5, 6 & 7 have never been visited.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 02:24:55 +0000